8 explanations of the acronym IT

1. International Tunneling: An elite corps of beaver chained to a fence.
2. Idiot Traversing: A new sport that involves shrinking yourself down to a tiny size and climbing over the "cliffs of stupid".
3. Instinctive Trolley: Baggage carrying device that wired into your sense of smell, allowing you to use you powerful subconcious to seek out vegetables.
4. Ingot Toast: Bread bassed snack with a crunchy gold filling.
5. Impulsive Tractor: More bio-organic coolness! Special tractor! Careens about farm! Calously runs over chickens! Redeems itself by spreading muck!
6. Industrial Throttle: Vroom! Make you go faaaaaster!
7. Indigo Trowl: Special, dark coloured trowel. For that all important colour coordinated garden.
8. Insulated Tits: A really warm bosem!

3/12/2001 06:13:00 AM