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Saturday, October 21, 2000

OH MY GOD! THE WORLD IS ALL MESSED!
They all came into work today and demanded that I show them "something". But..but...I didn't have ANYTHING. So they took me to a room that looked like a cottage might look if you put it into a big building and...oh. Shit.
I want to get away from all this. I want a soft toy farm somewhere where I can grow furry pink toy ponnies on bushes. Then I'll sprinkle them into a field and roll around on them for an hour a day before I sell them. Yeah! There's only one thing I need for this to be a perfect dream:
If only fluffy pink toy horses tasted like cunt honey the world would be perfect!
posted by David Gentle 10/21/2000

Sunday, October 15, 2000

I saw ExpressionVixtress today. At first I thought she wasn't wearing makeup any more. But then I realised she hadn't been wearing any all along. I guess I must have misjudged her.
posted by David Gentle 10/15/2000

Hey, I did something really wild and wacky today!
posted by David Gentle 10/15/2000

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