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Saturday, September 9, 2000

There's something of a crusting over sensation. Like a wound that will allways be there. How many other people are broken in a way that cannot be fixed?
posted by David Gentle 9/9/2000

Friday, September 8, 2000

Someone is laying in the corner cringing. Like a cat in a bag waiting to be turned into foam by an alien froth trolley. Is it Bratulith (who is as he ever was) or Flirtsomely? No. It's something altogether else.
posted by David Gentle 9/8/2000

Thursday, September 7, 2000

Why do I only sit in fields? When I stand up you can see the sun. Not from my ass. My mouth is all strange. I'm strangled. Calculating the way to get things out.
posted by David Gentle 9/7/2000

Tuesday, September 5, 2000

Why do I have a second penis? Simply because getting the first one fixed was such an easy job that the second one seemed like a really cool idea. It's fixed just above my anus and it's like having a tail!
posted by David Gentle 9/5/2000

I'm depressed. I just cannot get the pump attached to my second penis to work. I can only do 1 of my girl friends! if anyone knows about cock maintenance can they call me? Thanks.
posted by David Gentle 9/5/2000

Sunday, September 3, 2000

Wow! I saw Mr O'Flanagan from school today! It's amazing how time has changed my view of him. When I was in school he seemed like this huge authority figure who was out to control my life. Now I know better. I can see now that he's just a twisted little fucker.
posted by David Gentle 9/3/2000


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