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Friday, August 25, 2000

Bratulith seems to be undergoing some sort of bizarre, insect like metamorphasis. He has been wrapped up in the same plastic bag for a week and won't come out. Of course...he could be dead.
posted by David Gentle 8/25/2000

Thursday, August 24, 2000

Oh god. I've just figured out that the living room is Flirtsomely's anus. Actually that's cool.
posted by David Gentle 8/24/2000

Wednesday, August 23, 2000

I just walked into the living room. It was pulsing and veiny.
posted by David Gentle 8/23/2000

Tuesday, August 22, 2000

They just don't understand the ramifications of the boats. They just sit there in their silly macs and discuss things.
posted by David Gentle 8/22/2000

Monday, August 21, 2000

Bratulith keeps insisting that I come out to a bar with him. I would agree but I know he plans to try and burn Pillory in a public place for his own amusement and I hate the smell of burning diesel. Pillory continues to moan about the failings of the modern world so I slap him with a bat. He just says I'm "girlish in my slapstroke".
posted by David Gentle 8/21/2000

I was called on the phone buy a man claiming to be "horselike". I just pointed out that I don't really need that sort of thing. He replied that he wasn't telling me because he thought I wanted some sort of service but because he thought I ought to know.
posted by David Gentle 8/21/2000

They take out the minds of passers by with forks. I just sit and watch.
posted by David Gentle 8/21/2000

Sunday, August 20, 2000

Flirtsomely wants all you feminist ladies out there to know that she's really emancipated. Guess why she's too busy to type this herself.
posted by David Gentle 8/20/2000

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