8 uses for tigers

1. As a steed. Like lion-o in He-Man.
2. As a duck decoy.
3. As a tractor.
4. You know when you walk into a shop and there's just too much in it?
5. As a way of dealing with the ever present threat of geese.
6. Hollow it out and use it as a rather unconvincing shop window dummy.
7. Feed it too much and get it to sit on your least favourite politician.
8. Breed it with other, smaller, cats and make amusing crossbreeds.

6/29/2001 06:31:39 AM

8 alternative names for "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

1. Wheeling Carpet, Stuborn Misuse-Hound
2. Cool dude, cool chicks.
3. Pony tail guy is awesome in blanket.
4. I need my temples massaged with warmed fingers.
5. Cute chick, less cute chick, guy.
6. Flinging sand into storms.
7. Hunka, hunka burning sword-milk.
8. Moo.

6/29/2001 06:24:25 AM