8 things you might get a restraining order taken out to prevent somebody from doing.

1. Picking up rocks and examining them for paint "in an unnatural way".
2. Singing about those dasterdly geese:
   8 potential lines from a song or songs about nasty geese
   1. "And they fly like trumpety stones".
   2. "I'm all mangled".
   3. "They appear to have splotched themselves with greasey stuff".
   4. "Mmmmm".
   5. "Their feathers are sinister".
   6. "So sinisinisinister".
   7. "I'm vomiting just thinking about the way they breed".
   8. "Oooh baby, I love you baby, but those geese really piss me off".
3. Flying a kite with ham on it.
4. Simpering about jazz.
5. Maiming biscuits.
6. "Shouldering" a burden.
7. Speaking.
8. Sawing off your own legs while masterbating yourself against a lamppost, sending your blood and cum in a spattering arc.

6/1/2001 07:23:50 AM