8 ways to tell whether you're a man or a woman

1. Do you bark? [yes] [no]
2. Have you ever run out of a house with your hands in a chicken? [yes] [no]
3. Do you think that Clint Eastwood "looks like he knows things about chickens that other men might have missed"? [yes] [no]
4. Can you see in the dark? [yes] [no]
5. Have you ever missed something that you thought ought to be there? [yes] [no]
6. Can you say "slowly"? [yes] [no]
7. And...cough? [yes] [no]
8. Okay, read this and then answer the question:
   "I was having a drink with some friends and my mind sort of fell onto tthe floor with a a vision of...yes that's right. I am having to go to...what? Sorting through things will make me feel better. But the floor was nice and soft. oh I'm having."
   
   Well? Yeast? [yes] [no]

Mostly no: you probably like cheese and other sorts of fruit.
Mostly yes: you are an owl.

2/25/2001 02:49:25 AM